- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid