hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid
and now he’s half naked everywhere
and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely
wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too
and she was half naked everywhere
and everyone freaked their fuckin shit
2012, 2013, 2014.. 3 fucking years in a row.
the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life
THEY DID IT AGAIN. THREE YEARS IN A ROW!
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner