daysandnightsx:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial)

quietquanderer:

Do you ever think about how much you did for someone and how they not only didn’t appreciate you but actually really hurt you and just get nauseous and disgusted?

americagiveup:

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

pssenger:

I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.

Describe your perfect date.

(Source: totallytisdale)

mynameisnipple:

jasonthecna:

Quick, someone tell me how to say “I want to be inside of you” but in the nicest way possible.

i desire to entertain the depths of your being 

richarcl:

how dare you ignore me when i think youre cute

laugh-addict:

and the jonas brothers are back

well fuck

(Source: fabulous-t-b-h)

juicepouch:

righteouskungfu:

juicepouch:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside

touché

(Source: heavymetalhero)